shelander

defines movement of unbelieveably awesome ppl, ravishingly good looks, the total package!!

shelander someone everyone wants to be

by ladyshelander August 5, 2010

Shellaccent

The sound that comes out of one's mouth when Louisana and Texas accents combine and become a somewhat high pitched Canadianish New York-esque homeade accent. This accent comes from sweet girls named Shelly and is also extremely contageous. It also comes out of Bobby and Kyle when they get sleepy and intoxicated off the night air.

Dude last night I was talking to this really hott senior and I accidently let some of my Shellaccent come out.

by Balooo March 20, 2009

shellateral damage

During gardening, the (mainly) unintentional deaths and injuries of innocent snails, from damage that is caused to their shells as they cling helplessly to exposed walls and paving.

"Spent Saturday afternoon weeding the flower beds. The shellateral damage was extensive."

by Spoke June 29, 2009

shellaleigh

A short, thick club, usually made of wood, sometimes just a branch cut or broken off a tree. See also cudgel.

He pissed me off so bad I beat his ass with a shellaleigh. You might say I cudgeled him.

by MITB February 25, 2006

Shellend

Refers to a woman with an overly wide vagina. It is very likely that she also has several types of STD including Chlamyd.

"Dude, that chicks FIT"
"Nah mate, she's a Shellend."
"Ah that sucks."
"Sure does, she makes the Grand Canyon look like a child's sandpit."

by priceeeyyyy January 15, 2010

shellacked

The state of being drunk

I was so shellacked last night that I lost count of how many beers I drank

by youcancallmeal February 26, 2004

Sheanderthal

A sad, regressive woman who buys into the nerdrage concept that women actually aren't as good as men. Often marked by insecure proclamations that she "isn't a feminist" or thinks that women really should get "back to the kitchen." Generally harbors deep resentment for happier and more confident women as well as an abiding self-hatred.

Obnoxious dude: "Get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich lol lol"

Sheanderthal: "Why that's so clever! My goodness, it's so true that women belong in the kitchen! Damn feminists trying to encourage equal pay and such nonsense."

by RedReplicant September 12, 2010