Sensibly Shafted

When a site has become unreachable because of too much traffic/excess of bandwidth. Coined at Sensibleerection.com. Related: Farked, Slashdotted.

Dude, the Geocities site got Sensibly Shafted, I can't see it.

by Chop-Logik January 30, 2003

Shawed It

The art of "backing into" or "accidently making" yourself the "butt" of a joke, usually of homoerotic context.

"Steve really Shawed It that time."

"Jamie is usually the one Shaw'in it when we are talking about horsefuckery, which gets Matt, James, Tony and Spencer aroused!"

"The only time we hear from Travis is after someone really Shawed it and he's there to point and laugh."

by Cracker and Prairie Coon April 28, 2016

sharted on

When you absolutely fucking destroy someone lmao. Like shitting on someone.

I just murdered you and your family, get sharted on kid.

by I hate me so much March 29, 2021

shanted

Originating from a combination of getting shagged and cunted comes 'shanted' which simply means to massively exceed the recommended amount of alcohol in a single drinking session. Especially appropriate in Pikey/ gypsy circles.

'fuck it let's get shanted'

by Southern Tranny July 23, 2009

sharted

an unexpected burst of shit while farting

i thought i had to fart. but i accidentally shited thence i "sharted"

by Harry Hardcastle January 26, 2009

sharted

When you gambled on a fart and lost, with shit coming out instead of what you thought was gas.

Denise: What's that smell?

Polly: I gambled on a fart and lost.

Denise: Eh?

Polly: You know, I sharted.

by mrausch May 31, 2009

[Sharted]

When you you fart so hard a short dribble of shit comes out. It happens to people a lot but they cover it up by either... Flushing their underpants down the tiolet, scrubbing with a wet tissue or running away.

Dude, yesterday I was having a farting competition with my mum, then i accidently Sharted

by Super_Arj October 15, 2007