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ShitBag

a term used for an indiviual, who is lacking any common sense or basic skill to perform even the easiest and simplest tasks. OR someone who cuts corners and often looks for the easiest way out. this indiviual is not trust worthy or dependable for anything even of the littlest importance. someone with no backbone and no balls. A term used mostly in the military.
Dont trust him with anything he is a shitbag.


I heard Pvt Shmuckatelli fucked up again, what a shitbag.

Have u seen the new kid who is tryin out for the football team, no way will he make it, he is a shitbag.
by PfC chefitz as per GySgt Ali February 19, 2009
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shitbagtittyfuck

To fuck someone so hard they lose their titties
Ah dude I shitbagtittyfucked her so good last night!
by Tittylicker123 December 11, 2018
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shitbagging nazi

term coined by Martin Random

person who shits in bags and leaves them at random places in a house ie. light fixtures.

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my old roommate jed was a shitbagging nazi you wouldnt believe what he left in the fridge yesterday.
by SVCLIII January 12, 2009
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Exploding Popcorn Shitbag

A bag of popcorn (preferably buttered) purchased at a stadium that has human excrement added to it, then lit on fire and thrown at the artist onstage.
Laurie was upset she couldn't understand a word the rapper Sean Paul was saying at his concert so she went to the concession stand, bought a bag of buttered popcorn proceded to take a shit in the bag with popcorn and ask David (who was smoking a blunt) to borrow his lighter and set the bag on fire. She then threw the Exploding Popcorn Shitbag at Sean Paul hitting him in his head.
by Victor E. May 3, 2006
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shetbag

1. Someone who owes you money.
2. Your ex-BF forever!
"You still owe me 1200 dollars shetbag!"
by Xenosis January 2, 2008
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SHAMBAG™

A dusty, beat up plastic bowl filled with popped pimples and zits. Horse semen and leprechaun pubes is then added to all the particles in the bowl, and then it gets blended. When the blending is done, you have now created the mixture, SHAM™. It is then poured into a zip-lock bag that has holes punched in it. You place the SHAMBAG™ inside someone's pillowcase, so when they go to sleep, the SHAM slowly oozes out onto their face.
Hey, if you're going to prank Sam, just place a SHAMBAG™ under his pillow.
by jthomas96 April 7, 2011
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old shitbag

An elderly homeless person that reeks of shit stained underwear.
The old shitbag must of slept on our back porch again because it now smells like a filthy outhouse again.
by Nanker Phelge May 26, 2021
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