SHAMBAG™ 

A dusty, beat up plastic bowl filled with popped pimples and zits. Horse semen and leprechaun pubes is then added to all the particles in the bowl, and then it gets blended. When the blending is done, you have now created the mixture, SHAM™. It is then poured into a zip-lock bag that has holes punched in it. You place the SHAMBAG™ inside someone's pillowcase, so when they go to sleep, the SHAM slowly oozes out onto their face.

Hey, if you're going to prank Sam, just place a SHAMBAG™ under his pillow.

SHAMBAG™ by jthomas96 April 7, 2011

shambam 

A shambam is the product of dating ambiguity. When a man believes he's in a relationship with a woman, but has not yet consummated said relationship by rounding second base, then a shambam may occur. Typically, a shambam will involve a club night, where the man will accompany the woman to a venue believing they will leave together. But the woman, believing herself to be unattached, hooks up with another guy and spends the night with him. For our unlucky bachelor, a shambam has occurred.

Mark hooked up with Iris? But I thought she was with Jordan? I guess it was just a shambam.

You mean she slept with Dan? But she went out with Adam last night. I guess she really shambammed him.

shambam by A.C. Gonshor August 9, 2007

Shambammabush

A dirty un-showered hippy vagina at Shambhala Music Festival that is being banged by a "shiny" set of festicles.

how you doing?
"good, hey thats some shiny junk you got there"

thanks, whens the last time you showered?
"not since I left for sham"
SHAMBAMMABUSH!

Shambammabush by Reese-sticks September 28, 2012

shambam 

When you win an argument, Or get one over on someone.

Eg. "Dude, she just totally shambammed you!"

shambam by Ellz202 May 1, 2007

Shambag 

Is a slang word, used mainly in Ireland to describe a person who tries to be, and acts like a chav or its Irish counterpart - knacker.

They spend most of their time "hanging" around in groups acting "hard", desperately trying to get attention from a particularily classy breed of girl (or guy).

Often Shambags come from well off backgrounds and are very wealthy indeed, some even attending private schools! They desperately try to con everybody into thinking they are chavs so to appear tough, usually driven by low self-esteem.

They wear Burberry hats, Lacoste or Fred Perry tops (preferably striped horizontally), traksuit bottoms (often white) and white shoes with the laces tucked in the side and the tongue puled out over the end of the trouser leg

the word shambag comes from "sham" as in to con and "scumbag" - the look these people are trying to achieve

The Shambag race is growing rapidly and needs to be stopped, lets just hope they die out in a bloody war with the Emo

"what a shambag"
"That guy is such a shambag"

Shambag by Cahillgod March 7, 2007

Shambate 

When you can't find any lubricants/lotion to masturbate with, so you do it with shampoo. The next day you will discover your penis skin peeling off. Don't worry, once it's gone there is a fresh layer of skin underneath.

Jimmy came home from school, only to find that the previous day's pleasurable moment was not worth it. Not worth it at all. Jimmy had shambated.

Shambate by cloudfart November 24, 2014

shabbagump

the cross between shabba and a gump.
basically a gumpy girl that goes around shouting shabba a lot!

crazy pregnant girl from bristol called shabbagump

shabbagump by shabbagump December 6, 2006