chasturbate

to masturbate frequently in order to keep from going insane from abstaining from sex (ironically you will be making some stains)

I wonder when one of the Jonas Brothers will go against their purity rings. I'm pretty sure that they chasturbate though

by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

slasturbating

masturbating in your sleep

Jimmy fell asleep with his dick in his hand and woke up with semen all over him and exclaimed, "Shit, I was slasturbating again!"

by shittydrumsalot October 26, 2009

snapsturbate

To vigorously masturbate to (or on) snapchat.

Rick: "Yo Chester, did you see her boobs on her snap story?"
Chester: "Yes Rick, I'm all lubed up and ready to snapsturbate to them!"

by ExplosivePussyHumps March 15, 2016

Sadsturbate

When you cry while masturbating. Usually occurs on a Saturday night after realizing that you'll die alone.

Realized I'll never find true love and decided to sadsturbate the pain and emotional turmoil away.

by Uncle Steve The Crack Addict October 15, 2017

Sasturbation

Is the process of heating a hand towel with a little water in the microwave and proceeding too fuck it

"The girlfriend wasn't giving up the pussy so I sasturbated instead."
" Man i hate when sasturbation keeps me up all night"

by Mohammed Twain May 14, 2013

Shatterbate

(v) The Act of Masturbating while taking a shit

"Shit, I really had to pinch one out when I was at Six Flags. I just decided to shatterbate in the bathroom"

by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw November 19, 2014

Snasturbate

Jerking off and sharting yourself at the same time at high velocities

Bro last night was so crazy, me and a girl snasturbated together

by BananaBoi1 September 22, 2017