strawberry shartcake

Blood fart. To shit ones undies and bleed from the anus. Helpful to have white briefs involved for full color spectrum.

I made my sweetie a strawberry shartcake and she came back for seconds.

by zachari15 July 10, 2014

Shartnart

Shartnart is when you shart yo stanky pantaloons in the freezer and it piles up in your pants a bit too much that it reaches the top of your head like a tower and now you have a cozy hat that protects you, a cute name to describe this event would be shartnart

“Man bud, that shartnart looks unbelievable, what did you have for dinner?”

by Loutid December 19, 2020

sharkmark

A term used to describe the act of throwing a dart and barely missing your intended target.

Damn't! If I hadn't hit so many sharkmarks I would have won

by Senor Marksman January 14, 2011

Sarcmark

A punctuation mark for those too stupid and uncreative to show people their words are sarcastic through context clues and other, more subtle means.

Finally the stupid can communicate artless sarcasm.

Steve, a witless moron, ended every sarcastic sentence with a sarcmark, as he was infinitely lazy and uncreative.

by Persian Fiction Berry January 22, 2010

Shartbark

When a dog or person so violently voices their opinion that they accidentally projectile squirt diarrhoea out their anus at the same time.

1) my dog drank too much sea water at the beach and shartbarked all over our kitchen floor when we didn’t let him outside in time.

2) I was In competition for the last car space at the shops and I could see the lady opposite me (likely named Karen) going to town at me for trying to take her spot, unfortunately for her she shartbarked and the splash back off her rear window caught her by surprise, I seized the moment and swooped into the space leaving her behind to deal with her splatterhouse of horror.

by TheNortoSaurus February 10, 2023

Shartwork

When you release your bowels on the wall and make a beautiful work of art out of it.

Billy: What's with all this shit on the wall?
Jared: Get this through your head: this isn't just shit, this is some high quality shartwork.
Billy: This still looks like shit.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 12, 2015

shartcake

A collection of sharts made into a pastry

Baker: "Would you like some shortberry shartcake?"
Me:"Of course! I love shartcake, especially shortberry!"

by Poonanny February 3, 2018