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Shark Attack

The act of recieving oral sex, and unexpectedly recieving teeth in the process
(Jessica) What's on your junk Kobe?

(Kobe) That blowjob Zane gave me last night. . . . total Shark Attack
by CARBURNETMMINGSATON October 17, 2009
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Shark Attack

When a man and a woman are spooning in bed and the woman gets poked by an unsuspecting boner.
Girl: I've been trying to sleep all night but I keep getting shark attacked.
Guy: :-)
by Clickitorurbandicit July 9, 2010
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Shark Attack

A Facebook game where an attacker sends at least a full line of emoticon sharks (^^^) through Facebook chat to a victim. Then the attacker quickly goes offline before the victim can respond.

The only counter to a shark attack is for the victim to write "NOSE PUNCH" before the attacker gets offline.

Any typos result in a direct disqualification.
Aw fuck, I just got Shark Attacked!
by FrodoLives28 October 26, 2010
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Shark Attack

When you have aggressive sex with your lady friend in a pool of water, preferably an ocean, while she is on her period leading to a scene reminiscent of a shark attack!
My girlfriend forgot to tell me she was on her period when I was banging her in the pool and it looked like a Shark Attack scene from Jaws!
by Ricky Chinchilla April 27, 2011
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shark attack

eating pussy while the girl is on her period
I think Brad it a cannibal, I just started my period, but he gave me the best shark attack ever!
by Jaron_1 December 6, 2006
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Shat Attack

A game in which players attempt to defecate in the funniest place.
That summer camp was bomb, but only because Willy Shat Attack the lifeguard tower.
by Jonathon M. Coatsworth January 1, 2009
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Shat Attack

Any time when William Shatner is on screen and delivers an awesome line to a lady.
Dude, did you see TJ Hooker the other day? That blonde chick got straight Shat Attacked!
by Tryard December 18, 2008
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