Shaolin Monks

One of the most powerful humans in the world.

The Shaolin Monks followed him to his home to beat him up.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

shaolin hater

people who live in new york city that do nothing besides hate on staten island a.k.a. shaolin

boy #1 sup, where you from?

boy #2 south beach projects, staten island

boy #1 wow u from staten? that place is mad whack

boy #2 hahaha wow dude u a shaolin hater

by shqipe718 November 14, 2009

shaolin diet

The act of eating only white rice for days or weeks on end for the stated purpose of weight loss, when in reality it's because you're too broke to even afford ramen.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm gettin back on that SHAOLIN DIET. I gotta be ready for the beach by summer.
Guy 2: Dude, we all know it's because you're a broke ass motherfucker, you don't need to lie.

by MeatMallet69 August 1, 2017

Shaolin 42 fake-out

The Shaolin 42 fake out (Commonly called the Nerve strike attack) is a pressure point tackling move that will paralyze the victim and send them to a 20 year knock-out blocking their chi. Its non lethal however once used on the victim they will permanently be able to wishtand it twice. In addidtion to that defect, the victim's endurance could potentionally become greater or significantly weaker.

The only known documentary of the Shaolin 42 fake-out ever being used was by Master Oogway preventing Tai Lung from getting the dragon scroll. After performing the moves necessary Tai Lung immediately dropped to the ground knocked out cold, seemingly dead. Tai Lung was then sent to Chorh-Gom prison who later learned the move and after escaping the prison used it on the Furious Five.

Disclaimer: Most of this information isn't canon and mostly a joke around my family.

In order to learn the Shaolin 42 fake-out you must become a Shaolin, 45th chamber of the 34d dynasty.

by Jai-M215 August 8, 2019

Shaolin Monfon

Also know as Monfon. Sometimes referred to as Shaolin. Not to be confused with Shaolin soccer.

The greatest of all time. Shaolin Monfon can manifest as a group or an individual. In any way or form, Shaolin Monfon is what gets you going.

May you have a Shaolin Monfon rest of the decade

by Monfizzy January 30, 2020

shaolin battle

A battle within two opposite worlds

I challange you to a shaolin battle!

by Yrmom22 April 14, 2023

Shaolin funk

It is a person has not had a sexual experience in an extended period of time and has neglected their genital hygiene.

Brians such a Shaolin funk, I can smell his balls from here.

Jenna’s snatch smells like it ate a stray dog, she’s got a case of the Shaolin funk.

by JAbedtime July 25, 2023