shankapotomus 

Someone who makes a bet then upon losing makes up excuses tward the technicalities of the win...oh and they don't pay up.

winner: alright thats game man, now pay up.
loser: are you sure that last move was cool with the rules, i mean...
winner: oh come on..
loser: it was like on the wrong side..and.
winner: oh..dude..you are SUCH A SHANKAPOTOMUS.
loser: i know...

shankapotomus by Moondog88 May 17, 2009

Shankapotomus 

Some one who will shank a bitch, ho, motherfucker, or anyone in any way inferior. Usually the shankapotomus travels in teams and can be found in the woods of Germany writing and illustrating children's books. Don't interrupt it. Or it will strike. The shankapotomus is a known diva and badass.

Yo, better watch out I hear the shankapotomus is in town. It will fuck your shit up, bro.

Shankapotomus by Syngnathinae December 1, 2009

shankopotomous 

a hippo that shanks people;
also see SKANKY HIPPO
or stacie wood.

That is one shankopotomous that you don't wanna mess with. boo ya.

shankopotomous by latawnya March 27, 2009

Snakopotamus 

an inanimate object that is long like a snake, but massive like a hippopotamus.

The snakopotamus sized deuce refused to evacuate the company receptacle.

Snakopotamus by Travis Foshe July 22, 2007

skankopottamus 

The offspring of a hippopotamus and yo sista. Big fuckin skank weighing in excess of 200lbs. Generally found in the presence of skankosauruses and attracted to darker meat.

Guy 1: What is that on the dance floor?
Guy 2: That's a skankopottamus, isn't it huge?

Guy1: Yeah, what is she dancing with? I can only see its eyes and teeth.
Guy 2: Oh that's just a nigger.

skankopottamus by giraffosaurus July 26, 2009

Shankapotamus 

When playing Call of Duty and you get owned and don't know where it came from, then see it was a knife kill and everyone is laughing at you

J-man: *gets knifed*
NN: Jajajajaja. Dude you just got shankapotamus'd.
J-man: Wow... i feel like an idiot.

Shankapotamus by VIT0 June 14, 2009

Shankapotamus 

A term used by soccer players that pertains to the moment when a player goes to be a show off, thinking they are going to take an amazing kick but turns out shanking the ball. Shanking is kicking the ball way over the goal or way out of the field in general. hence.. A terrible shot.

example 1. That was quite a shankapotamus of a kick, it went way past the goal!

example 2. HOLY SHANKAPOTAMUS!! (as the ball goes flying a mile over the goal.)

Shankapotamus by IfSheCouldOnlyKickABall November 13, 2011