shammer 

a poop; dropping a deuce

I can't believe you took such a shammer at the party that you broke the toilet!!

shammer by Michael Froehler March 29, 2003

shmammery 

Getting as shit faced as you possibly can without passing out, blacking out, or throwing up. Basically having the best time possible, while still being classy, with as much alcohol as possible. Often done on the regular on college campuses.

Person 1: Dude, do you have class tomorrow?
Person 2: Nah man.
Person 1: Then let's go get shmammery tonight!

shmammery by djkalypso November 24, 2010

shammer 

A girl that is not that hot but she thinks she is gods gift to men. That is a SHAMMER!

That girl has a lot of attitude at the bar thinking she is paris hilton type looks but she in actuality is not very hot she is a shammer!

shammer by Mark ItsYourSale.com January 10, 2008

Shammered

"Shammered" is another way of describing someone who appears or is drunk.

Derived from the slang/phrase "Hammered," which also describes someone who is drunk, and the word "Shot," which, in drinking terms, describes some who is totally piss drunk "Shot," and is acting like a compete idiot because of it; therefore his mind is "shot." (Gone) (Done) (Finished) (Temporarily Fried)

Oh my god, Dom that guy is totally f*ucken "Shammered." He doesn't even know what he's doing or saying.

Shammered by Gianni Devino August 28, 2009

Shamuery 

(Noun) The collective utter stupidity inherent to, and encompassing the inevitable mind-bogglingly brainless deeds of shamues.

You wouldn't believe the level of shamuery I ran into at the dmv today. What a bunch of shamues jumping around.

Shamuery by anonymous July 27, 2016

Shammer 

An expert in the field of appearing very busy while actually doing as little work as possible. A trait usually associated with junior enlisted in the Army.

E-7: Tell SPC Snuffy to stop being such a fucking shammer
E-5: I've tried but he always says he's busy with something for the First Sausage

Shammer by Professional Shammer February 9, 2024

Sallam Shamery 

ALWAYS WANT ONE HE IS CREATIVE AN ARTIST A HILARIOUS MAN AND LIKE TO HAVE FRIENDS HE WILL KEEP YOU HAPPY AND WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR FRIEND IF YOU HAVE ONE NEVER LET GO

Sallam Shamery is a god sent gift and nothing more

Sallam Shamery by Bic Pencils November 9, 2018