sexpectations 

noun; the expectations one has regarding sex.

Flo: I hear you're going out with Butch tonight, are you excited?"

Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."

Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.

Mo: *slap*

Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!

sexpectations by Cathi Robertson August 19, 2008

Sexpeditious Duo 

An adventurous couple duo who w on an extended journey for the purposes of

1.getting laid
2. fulfillment of the couple'slascivious fantasies.

The Sexpeditious Duo were always on the prowl for another female.

Sexpeditious Duo by Mrsdevilishone2019 September 10, 2019

sexpectation

The expectation or assumption of sex. I commonly use this term when meeting online dates for the first time. "I am not a hooker, so no sexpectations please." Original word coined by Luna C, the mistress of all she surveys. ;)

We are meeting for coffee and to make sure you aren't yet another psycho online stalker,so no sexpectations,okay?

sexpectation by Luna C April 4, 2007

Sexpedition 

To embark on an expedition for the sole purpose of getting laid. Be sure to bring your rain gear!

Tom went on a sexpedition last night at the local skag bar; he hadn't been laid in months.

Sexpedition by crazymeatball January 15, 2011

Sexpedition 

A journey of 100 miles or greater taken by an individual for the purpose of getting laid. Can be automobile, aircraft, boat, bicycle, horseback, whatever

Hey man, can I borrow your motorcycle? Kayla wants some and I need to go on a sexpedition

Sexpedition by seasick mystic October 3, 2018

Sexpectations 

The time your Mrs offers you the best sex to not go out on a Sunday with the lads by offering you things sexually your Mum would die to hear.

As in "Pwease don't go pub today, I'll do rude things to you your Mum wouldn't love to hear" "wow, those are some big sexpectations"

Sexpectations by Raypist August 20, 2013

Sexpedition 

noun
1.
a journey undertaken by an individual or a group of people with the particular purpose of sexual conquest & or competing against others in seducing the opposite sex on mass.

"many of the sexpedition competitors have overcome rigorous obstacles"
"Join my Sexpedition tonight, slay some hoes"

"After, my gf left me I went on a sexpadition. It was Tom, Dick & Harry who had invited me. That night Dick went home early with a brunnette. Tom got 5 numbers & went home with an alluring blonde, winning the $250 bet. while Harry failed to have any luck whatsoever"

Sexpedition by BennyIam April 29, 2014