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The amount of sex or the number of partners one anticipates that one will have had over the course of a lifetime, according to one's traits, social position, or some other determining factor.
The life sexpectancy of a relatively attractive upper-middle-class woman has risen over the past few years.
by lipstickandroid July 25, 2011
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Sexpectator

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What you become when you spend too much time viewing others having sex, rather than actively participating in the act yourself.
Joey is spending so much of his time watching internet webcams of others having sex, he has turned into a Sexpectator.
by Jusmerod July 17, 2007
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noun; the expectations one has regarding sex.
Flo: I hear you're going out with Butch tonight, are you excited?"

Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."

Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.

Mo: *slap*

Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!
by Cathi Robertson August 19, 2008
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Suspected

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A very elite Warcraft 3 player whose focus is mainly on the 2v2 game time.
Suspected is so gosu!
by Anonymous August 2, 2003
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"John treated his girl so nice today; he must be sexpectant now!"
by YvesDelecroix August 8, 2009
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The event when Torkel gets drunk and releases something funny on Snapchat
Peter: "Torkel just blacked out from 10 beers"
Teodor: "Expected no less from Torkel"
by Teoped January 27, 2018
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To have reasonable hopes that you will shag the person opposite you, but be unable to validate these claims within the confines of the dance club.
I sexpect things will get interesting tonight, though we have yet to twist.
by Idkgeorge July 4, 2019
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