excrement 

The smelly log. It comes in 3 flavours: Chocolate, peanut and lime.

After my defecation I turned around to get a good whiff of my superb excrement. And it was good.

excrement by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Excrementally indifferent 

I don't give a shit !!!

I was asked if I saw the mask required sign before I entered the store. I replied...I'm sorry, I'm excrementally indifferent.

Excrementally indifferent by I am el fartismo May 18, 2021

soupy excrement 

A phrase for diarrhea.

"I told the Doc that I was crapping out soupy excrement...He said I had diarrhea.. GO FIGURE!"

soupy excrement by Goober April 5, 2004

Excrement 

To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.

Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.

Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.

Excrement by wonderbra676 February 21, 2007

texcrement

1. the act of sending a text while taking a crap.
2. sending a complete line of bullshit as text.

Did you see what she just messaged me?
What a load of texcrement!

texcrement by Hez P July 23, 2009

Excremento 

disparaging name for Sacramento, CA

I have go to visit my parents in Excremento this weekend.

Excremento by JJinSF April 7, 2006

excrement 

the motherfuckin shit that comes shooting out your ass.

"Mmmmm that chocolate pudding was good!"
"That was human excrements"

excrement by strider October 21, 2004