sextuplets

Six babies born at once.

(Like twins times 3)

"Wow, can you believe Mrs.Matsuno had sextuplets?!"

by Ichimatsu Matsuno April 2, 2016

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

homo-sectual

Only engaging in relations with those of the same sect.

An abominable form of religious insularity, homo-sectuality inevitably leads to incest and bestiality.

by brjtlc August 28, 2010

Sextuplet Gay

Six times as gay as normal.

Ur mom sextuplet gay.

by Ur Mom Extra Big Gae January 24, 2020

sevitus

Fanfictions where Snape is Harry's father. However unlike Severitus, you create the plot idea yourself.

Dude 1: Hey dude, check out this Sevitus fic!

Dude 2: Oh dude, I've seen that fic before! It's totally brill!

Dude 1: Ch'yeah, dude!

by Inoue Ayumi December 7, 2009

sextus maximus

(definition) Sextus maximus is a position in kama sutra, invented by a couple of school boys having visions of making a pornographic movie in their future, based on this theme. The sextus maximus involves one girl and six guys, each a professional pornographic actor. The girl is penetrated by one man in the vagina, one man in the anal hole, is giving head to another, is receiving a 'boobjob' from another, and is masturbating the other two men. Hence the name, sextus (six) (also homo-phonic for sex) maximus (signifying large gangbang or orgy).

(situation) The movie would be set in the Ancient Roman era, and the girl is the wife of Julius Caesar. The six men are out to murder the Emperor, and the girl offers to reinact the 'Sextus Maximus' to save her husband's life. They perform the move, and when the six senators have finished with her, they still murder Caesar as she has changed her mind because she believes the six men were excellent at doing what they did.

'Somebody call for a hooker?'
'Yeah, how much for a thirty minute sextus maximus?"

by ItalianStallion30 March 18, 2010

Sexturbates

When you are forced to masturbate after sending a sexually explicit text to someone that is ignored.

Kristin- 'What up sexy Steven...I so wish you were here right now to *blank* my *blankety* *blank*...I want you so effin' bad right now'
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After checking her phone for the umpteenth time and pattin' herself on the back for being so hot and sexy, Kristin gives in and sexturbates.

by kffluffy August 5, 2010