Stock market got you confused? DO NOT fear sexvestments are here. Ight so like sexvestments are when you invest in a sexual activity which has a chance of making you money. If I sleep with someone and rob them of all their valuables, that’s a sexvestment.
Eli- “man I need some money :(“
Jimbo-“just make a good sexvestment”
Eli-“???”
Jimbo-“Ight so I got my dick wet with this 78 y/o, she’s like a millionaire or sum but wrinkly and horny, it was a risky sexvestment but I came out of it with a whole lotta dough”
Eli-“that’s genius, not sick and twisted in the slightest!!”
*clapping*
Jimbo-“just make a good sexvestment”
Eli-“???”
Jimbo-“Ight so I got my dick wet with this 78 y/o, she’s like a millionaire or sum but wrinkly and horny, it was a risky sexvestment but I came out of it with a whole lotta dough”
Eli-“that’s genius, not sick and twisted in the slightest!!”
*clapping*
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The distinct groupthink that emerges within closed or semi-closed digital platforms (Discord servers, Slack channels, gaming clans, subreddits). It is enforced through platform-specific slang, inside jokes, revered moderators, and the immediate social feedback of reacts, kicks, and bans. Norms solidify at lightning speed, creating a powerful orthodoxy about the server's purpose, humor, and enemies. Deviating from the unwritten cultural code results in social exile (being ignored, mocked, or removed).
Example: In a Discord server dedicated to a video game, a critical discussion about the game's developer turns to harassment and violent threats. A member objects, saying it's gone too far. The immediate response from the Serverthinking majority is a wave of clown emojis and "don't be a snowflake," followed by a mute from a mod for "disrupting vibes." Harmony of the in-group is preserved, toxicity and all.
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