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Sergeant

A rank in many modern militaries, especially the United States military, that is above corporal (Army/Marine Corps) and below staff sergeant.
Dave became a sergeant in the U.S. Army
by Nicolaivich January 19, 2004
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Sergeant Sausage

Commander of the Pants Patrol; comprising Lieutenant Scrotes & Private's Plum 1st Class, & Plum 2nd Class (there's always one higher than the other).

A man's sex part
"Looks like Sergeant Sausage is ready to assault the Pink Valley!"

"Sorry, can't talk right now, Sgt. Sausage is deep in the enemy bush, ring me back later!"
by The Powers September 27, 2006
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Drill Sergeant

The people who forge civilians into soldiers one step at a time. These people give up all of their freedoms to give new trainees/recruits their undivided attention for 6-13 weeks (depending on branch of service.)
You will learn how to be a Soldier through these Drill Sergeants.

From PFC Joseph R. DiPietro | Alpha Company, 1-34, 165th Infantry Brigade.
by PFC DiPietro December 8, 2019
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Sergeant Sarcasm

For when somebody says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious" you say, "Your welcome Sergeant Sarcasm". Basically the the comeback for Captain Obvious.
You Say: "The grass is green."
They Say: "Thanks, Captain Obvious."
You Say: "Your welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm
by Mr Stan August 8, 2010
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Sergeant Salami

Guy1: You know that girl he was with last night?

Guy2: Yeah, what about her?

Guy1: She sucked his Sergeant Salami last night!
by sanderman900 October 25, 2009
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The Sergeant Major

Performing the "Angry Pirate" and the "Alaskan Pipeline" back to back.
He gave her the Sergeant Major after she said not to jizz in her mouth.
by accessdnied January 21, 2010
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Master Sergeant

A Master Sergeant is a Marine that has mastered the specific skillset for a job, and is hand chosen to remain in this field. Master Sergeants conduct operations and are ready for deployment. Master Sergeants are subject experts and are looked upon for guidance and advice on actual operations. Master Sergeants are sexy beasts.

Of equal rank but opposite in job function is the First Sergeant. First Sergeants are closest to the person in charge but are actually responsible for only administrative tasks for their organization. First Sergeants make sure all the trash is picked up and rooms are clean. Their function is similar to that of a nanny or personal assistant.

A Master Sergeant outranks Managers, Asst Managers, General Leaders, Honchos, and El Jeffe.

A Director outranks a Master Sergeant in all matters.
The Colonel says:

"Get the Master Sergeants, we are preparing for deployment."

"Get the First Sergeant, there is trash in the common areas."
by TheOtherLeeroy November 13, 2011
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