Angel scratches

A more pleasant term for stretch marks.

"Ben, how did you get so many stretch marks?!"
"What these angel scratches? I've had them since forever."
"Those aren't angel scratches, those are stretch marks."
"Well I dunno... My mom always said they were angel scratches."

by A. Spears April 22, 2015

Sitchin Scratch

the ever evolving chronic scratch caused by reading Zecharia Sitchin's books and findings about humanity's existence and modification process.

once you're sitchin scratched then it'll keep itching until you read another information regarding the existence of humans.

by kelamist November 14, 2019

I'm not gay seat

The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.

Bob: I went to a movie with John the other day but we left the I'm not gay seat, so no one thought it was weird.

by Grethe January 19, 2007

scratchgasm

The satisfying, orgasmic feeling when you finally scratch that itchy spot.

I just had the best scratchgasm!

by StickLizard February 2, 2017

Seat Leon

The best car in the entire world. Encompasses a whole range of engines and trims, esp the Cupra, which is as sexy as!

Girl 1: I'm looking to buy a new car, what should I get?
Girl 2: A Seat Leon, of course! Best car ever!

by Rebecca Coe May 29, 2008

Saratice

Me when the saratice prdel zmrd paleni čarodějnic bezdomovec

When someone is making fun of poop dealer

Michael is pooping poop...
Omg, he is such a saratice prdel zmrd paleni carodejnic lore bezdomovec

by wlodzislaw April 13, 2021

Meat on my seat

When your bro/brodat thinks a girl whos packing a little bit of protein is pengerz

Yo man wouldn’t mind some of that meat on my seat

by BrealeyDon June 29, 2019