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Sergeant Slapnuts

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.
Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.
by Phartman March 18, 2011
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sergeant stripes

(noun) An archaic term for skid marks.
I was afraid to take my underwear off last night in front of my girl because of my sergeant stripes.
by bigmoney August 28, 2004
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Sergeant Pag

A cocktail consisting of Sailor Jerry spiced rum, cola, and a splash of grenadine with a lime twist.
Hey bartender, let me get a Sergeant Pag
by Niki Peril January 1, 2014
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Sergey

Is a male name which is very common among Russian and Ukrainian programmers. Usually this name belongs to the most handsome, smart and kind guys. They’re known to be best boyfriends, best cookers and best lovers.
Sergey prefers cheesecake instead of borsch despite the fact that he is from Ukraine.

Sergey’s dedication and hard work allowed him to become a talented programmer and build a career in top IT companies.
by FromZurichWithLove April 28, 2020
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Serge's Finger Sniff Test (SFST)

Craftily inserting a finger into a lady's vagina and sniffing it to see if the odour is acceptable for further exploration
I did the Serge's Finger Sniff Test (SFST) on her and it was ok so I went for it
by passedthesnifftest November 6, 2007
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Sergeant Pepper

Nickname given to another person in a social setting to casually and delicately inform that person that he or she has food stuck between his or her teeth.
Me: "Liz, you are Sergeant Pepper."
Liz: "Really? I have food in my teeth?"
Me: "Yes. You have some pepper stuck between your top central incisors."
by jredman January 24, 2014
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sergeant

A creature that has no mother but was created for the sole purpose of keeping non-rates in line and single-handedly winning battles. Can be your mentor, worst nightmare or just some guy messing with your mind...often at the same time.

Eats scrap iron and shits bullets, doesn't sleep with one eye open because they don't need to sleep, their best friend is their rifle and their girlfriend is whatever stripper they picked up at the bar last night.

Nietzsche said when you stare into the abyss, sometimes it stares back; Nietzsche had obviously had his first encounter with a Marine Corps Sergeant.
Sergeant: Their three chevrons is a natural evolution warning you to run like hell; kinda like a cobra's rattle or those poisonous fish with bright colors.
by JeremyWolf March 23, 2008
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