by PG93 April 13, 2008
Get the sejal mug.A extremely large and fat woman who fronts like she is hot and sexy. Related closely to the "beached whale."
If you go to the fill in station to drink you have to be careful because the seadonkeys are out in full force.
by Kendizzle June 23, 2005
Get the Seadonkey mug.Someone/thing who typically dwells in the sea or was biologically meant for the sea. Sometimes they carry rifles.
"Damn, fucking seadwellers make the beach no fun...."
"They practically live in the water, man. It's your fault for polluting it, you know they hate that."
"They practically live in the water, man. It's your fault for polluting it, you know they hate that."
by OFF1C3R T3R3Z1 June 7, 2016
Get the seadweller mug.A sailor who financially provides for a prostitute.
by Seadaddy1 November 6, 2019
Get the Seadaddy mug.Pronounced Schad-bolt, this Swedish originated term is one of the ultimate disgusting sexual act. It begins with your average run of the mill guy-girl-guy threesome and should end with a mouth full of Scope and a lifetime of shame.
To break it down in simple terms: Guy #1 ejaculates in Girl's ear. Guy #2 removes the semen from said ear with his tongue.
The Ultimate Swedish Sjadbolt experience is said to happen on a piece of Ikea furniture. Other terms that work with Sjadbolt are Sjadbolted, Sjadbolter, Sjadboltee, Ultimate Sjadbolt.
To break it down in simple terms: Guy #1 ejaculates in Girl's ear. Guy #2 removes the semen from said ear with his tongue.
The Ultimate Swedish Sjadbolt experience is said to happen on a piece of Ikea furniture. Other terms that work with Sjadbolt are Sjadbolted, Sjadbolter, Sjadboltee, Ultimate Sjadbolt.
by Sjadboltzenstein February 22, 2011
Get the Sjadbolt mug.Sejda,the best heart-warming ,sweet ,intelligent girl you will ever meet,she is really honest,but gets easy attached to people,that’s the main reason why she gets sad when people leave ,she loves animals,she is really friendly and knows how to keep a secret,the hottest friend of the group.
She is really rare and special,not just the name but the perfect personality and the physical beauty.
She is well organised and knows how to lead,she’s a leader,she also loves hoodies,especially their boyfriends hoodies because it reminds her of their smell and prezence. She also has a great sense of humor and always brings you in a good mood even if you don’t feel like it.
If you meet a Sejda,keep her because she will always be honest with you and love you with all her heart no matter what
She is really rare and special,not just the name but the perfect personality and the physical beauty.
She is well organised and knows how to lead,she’s a leader,she also loves hoodies,especially their boyfriends hoodies because it reminds her of their smell and prezence. She also has a great sense of humor and always brings you in a good mood even if you don’t feel like it.
If you meet a Sejda,keep her because she will always be honest with you and love you with all her heart no matter what
by Altteeoo September 6, 2019
Get the sejda mug.A unit of measurement used to gage the distance between places using the length of the song "Just Another Day" by singer Jon Secada. Approximately 5 mins 27 secs.
"How far are you?' I'm about three secadas away."
"It took me 9 secadas to get to work today. Unbelievable!"
"It took me 9 secadas to get to work today. Unbelievable!"
by Champu September 21, 2019
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