An otherwise pretty girl who wears nerdy/ugly glasses like the sterotypical secretary in cheesey 1970s' porno films; when she whips those glasses off, the prudish nerd vanishes to reveal a sultry sexy kitten, ready to pounce. It's analogous to Clark Kent turning into Superman just by taking off his glasses.
Jenny chose her new glasses to try and make guys take her more seriously by trying to tone down her attractiveness, but they've only made look like a porno secretary.
by Rogue_Elephant1 May 22, 2011
Get the porno secretary mug.The theory that secretaries of the world draw on a communal brain pool which is monopolized by a few, leaving the majority to fight for the scraps of left-over intelligence. Hence the high turnover rate of secretaries in offices. The longer you work in an office, the more this theory reinforces itself.
"Wow, your secretary seems to do a really good job."
"Yeah, she's pretty high up in the secretarial brain pool."
"Yeah, she's pretty high up in the secretarial brain pool."
by the schultz August 16, 2011
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The rubber finger tips you put on your finger for sorting papers, so you don't have to lick your fingers first.
She always practices safe sorting at work. Whenever there are documents to be sorted, she always puts on a secretarial condom before she stuffs his envelope.
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Get the Secretive Plotter mug.The act in which someone spends more time than usual in the restroom because in the process of relieving themselves, they also use the time to check social media.
Girl 1: Damn girl, what took you so long in the bathroom?
Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.
Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.
by ~*k!LLa*K*~ August 19, 2016
Get the 5 minute secretary break mug.a secretive caio is a person who is a man whore that does his ways in private and no one knows, he fucks with multiple girls at a time but never dates them or wants people finding out
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Get the Secretive caio mug.A position filled by a female that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for the boss or president of the company. ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...
Boss: Sara, why don't you come into my office and file some papers for me.
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in...
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in...
by Renaissance Man June 26, 2005
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