Definitions by ~*k!LLa*K*~

5 minute secretary break 

The act in which someone spends more time than usual in the restroom because in the process of relieving themselves, they also use the time to check social media.

Girl 1: Damn girl, what took you so long in the bathroom?

Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.

5 minute secretary break by ~*k!LLa*K*~ August 19, 2016