The act in which someone spends more time than usual in the restroom because in the process of relieving themselves, they also use the time to check social media.
Girl 1: Damn girl, what took you so long in the bathroom?

Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.
by ~*k!LLa*K*~ March 1, 2016
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