Google Search Syndrome

when you spend days at a time searching random things on google. you search whatever or whoever comes to your mind ant the moment when your really bord just sitting in your office, room, or bed.

"hey dude how was your weekend?"
"boring- i had google search syndrome"
"really? thats cool i guess"
"ya- did you know e is the most commonly used letter?"
"cool how'd you learn that?"
"google"
"wow"

by missmuffintop January 17, 2010

stop, search and kill

A go-to protocol used by the Minneapolis PD when pulling a black man over.

Maybe this time the family of George Floyd will bring these city-sanctioned practitioners of stop, search and kill to justice.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2020

search history

That horrible feature in every search engine that tells everyone who looks at it, what your favorite hentai or porn site is. Extremely classified stuff, Protect it with your life

Normal Guy:"Hey guys, don't look at my search history."
Another Guy:"You don't have a search history...if you know what I mean."

by AnonymousDictionarist February 1, 2016

Search Google or type a URL

When you've been lying on your bed for hours staring at your computer screen and search "Search Google or type a URL"

because you're bored out of your mind

Me: How bored are you?
My Mind: Open a new tab and tell me what you see at the search bar

Me: Search Google or type a URL..?
My Mind: Search that up
Me: Why
My Mind: It's important

by imboredoutofmymindhelp July 30, 2019

Seabreeze High School

A legendary high school in Daytona Beach, Florida, where a student is measured by his/her ability to skip class and still manage to pass. A place where dreams come true, but only if your dream is to become addicted to sex, drugs, and alchohol before the age of 15. Mostly a place of local legends and urban myths, you do not want your kid to go here. Other local schools call Seabreeze "Sleezebreeze" and say that we have STD's. It's true. Popularity comes in the form of one's abililty to chug natty lights, snort xanax bars, steal whatever pills are in mom's cabinet, get stoned before school AND at lunch, eat magic mushrooms, swallow XTC, drink jaegerbombs, drive fast, and somehow still be good at sports. If you don't go to Seabreeze, you're just not that cool.

person 1: "Yo what are your plans for the future?"
person 2: "Dude I go to Seabreeze High School..."

by stoopidlungs January 28, 2010

what to search

Well just because you searched that you're obviously bored what did you expect to find?

I'm bored so I'm going to search what to search

by Guy dude 123 April 22, 2017

Read-Search

A play on the word Research.

The event when students in college are reading for homework, research & essay writing, but gets bored and stops after a certain amount of text, then goes googling things, and/or searching on facebook, youtube, twitter, myspace, etc. Then later return to the reading, only to repeat the process. This extends the time required to get through a reading assignment and often adds hours to the task.

(1)Derek: Hey Sarah, did you finish your essay for the term?

Sarah: No, I tried to write it, but kept getting distracted by read-search. I think I'm going to fail!

(2)
Amy: That article on the human genotypes was so long and boring! Why did the professor assign it?

David: I know! I couldn't read it in one seating without read-searching! It ended up taking hours to finish reading it!

by Lexitonina April 13, 2010