Sparagmate

The conjugated verb of sparagmos. The act of several female dick worshipers ripping young men to shreds, starting with their penis.

Not to be confused with masturbate.

Hey look! It's Colt! Lets go sparagmate his ass.

Or, That Dick cheated on me! LETS SPARAGMATE!

by Anony Miss November 5, 2009

seavage

the dopest person to be around aka dylans best friend

that boys a seavage

by jimmyjackson199076 May 22, 2018

seatage

The amount of seats in a certain area, for example: on a train or in a bus.

Tom: "There is a good array of seatage on this train."
Fred: "Yeah bro, very sweet. I can put me feet up."

by Enigmatic_1 September 16, 2018

Sparagus

When your walking down the road and someone is acting not right. It is crackhead energy with or without the crack.

He is acting sparagus!
Watch out! Sparagus incoming

by Danielyates May 1, 2021

Saragraph

When someone named Sara/Sarah sends long descriptive paragraphs describing her current state or status. It may not be grammatically correct or necessary, but it is highly informative.

Omg I just got a Saragraph! Looks like it’s been a hard day AGAIN :(

by Karen 3.0 June 20, 2022

scaragen

Scaragen is a tiktoker who edits Scaramouche from genshin impact. They reached 20k in a month!

"Look at Scaragen's new post!"
"Woah that's so cool!"

by anonymous2920 August 10, 2023

Tactical Seatage

the art of tactically positioning yourself around a table in a restaurant.

Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.

Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.

by gman3 December 25, 2009