Poop Séance

When a group of friends or family get together to collectively dump while summoning a ghost.

Wow, our poop séance was incredible! We got those mozzarella sticks out and summoned grandma!

by donkeyturd April 12, 2024

soda seance

A seance that includes over 12 cans of soda pop to be consumed at around 2-3 AM. This act can happen without you knowing and until the next day when you wake up from your slumber, you will spot over 12-24 cans of soda that are all empty or half-full.

Forunt: Who the fuck drank all of my Dr. Pepper, did you have a Soda Seance again Adrian?
Adrian: i don't know.
Forunt: how can you say you don't know when i see like 18 cans of dr. pepper right next to your bed frame you fucking retard.
Adrian: oh.
Forunt: anyways get off the bed i gotta go choke the chicken to goatse.cx

Adrian: what the fuck ಠ_ಠ

by ButterScott January 18, 2025

Coochie Seance

The over-the-top, mystical, or “summoning” kind of sexual or seductive energy

She hitting him with coochie seance type action, he is not gonna be able to handle it.

by StoptalkingUdotomuch March 22, 2026