chunky seamen

The liquid slurry resulting from a chick vomiting at the moment of ejaculation, while receiving the hymdick maneuver in an attempt to revive her from her unconscious drunken stupor.

I just mixed up some epic chunky seamen with Lisa while she was passed out on Brett's couch.

by ZumZoom May 25, 2016

Seamen retention

Training for E3 and below in the US Navy on how to retain information better in a training environment.

Hey Seamen Timmy, we’re doing seamen retention this week so stay strong!

by LittleNougerBoy June 12, 2021

merchant seamen

A person who sells their seamen. Sometimes to random people on the side of the street.

So, Carl is a merchant seamen.
I just bought just bought a test tube babyfrom a seamen merchant.

by Matt Carroll, Ringo Starr January 9, 2009

Seamen

cum

i volcanoe seamen

by Creamyyyyyyy December 7, 2018

seamen

(noun) A cute way of expressing semen!

"Deck the halls with creamy seamen,
falalalah, lala lalah!"

by Quakeulf January 15, 2006

Seamen

when 2 twinks cum on each other's chests

Yo, I heard that Bob and Joe Seamened today.

by Mio The EYEBLEEDING BADASS March 21, 2020

Seamen Grind

The art of grinding on a girl in a club, safe in the knowledge that your pants are filled with prior ejaculate.

mate its only half 8, you're definitely going to have to whip out the Seamen Grind by the end of the night

by clynch October 16, 2010