Definitions by clynch
Seamen Grind
The art of grinding on a girl in a club, safe in the knowledge that your pants are filled with prior ejaculate.
mate its only half 8, you're definitely going to have to whip out the Seamen Grind by the end of the night
Seamen Grind by clynch October 16, 2010
weiner fest
Whenever youre at a party tryna get soome poon and it turns out that there is maybe 20 guys there and 2 girls, or worse all guys!!!!!
"mate wheres all the tasty poonani?"
"i dont knwo but she looks hot!"
"DUDE! thats Dan!!"
"so theres no girls?"
"nope its a complete weiner fest"
"what am i getting drunk for?"
"i dont knwo but she looks hot!"
"DUDE! thats Dan!!"
"so theres no girls?"
"nope its a complete weiner fest"
"what am i getting drunk for?"
weiner fest by clynch June 29, 2006