scrondled

Injured, damaged, or dismantled or destroyed in some fashion.

Alternately, scrambled and disoriented, in an intoxicated sense.

Man, that Four Loko purple kush crossfade's got Billjoe totally scrondled, he's flopping all over the place memeing about conspiracies and shit.

Woah, that crash had my car completely scrondled. It'll take weeks for the repairs to finish.

by Scrondledondle September 7, 2022

scrindle

crack of your arse

Ive got an itchy scrindle

by Just a concerned citizen August 22, 2003

Scruncle

To simultaneously scrunch and crumple something.

When I found out I was adopted I scruncled my birth certificate.

I totally scruncled my car last night

by Shazamole July 31, 2011

scrandled eggs

When you're high as fuck at a Denny's and you order hella eggs.

yo can I get some of them scrandled eggs

by Glassy Moore March 27, 2015

scrindlebeeper

A kind loving caring person who cares for the world and everyone in it

See, united kingdom friends (scrindlebeepers place)
Facebook.

Isn't scrindlebeeper kind.
Scrindlebeeper has great optimism.

by Werdna Drof March 18, 2021

Scrunklefuck

Adored but frustrating.
An asshole you love. Doesn't even have to be an asshole.
Lovable, but god fucking damn, could they not?

This bastard is a scrunklefuck.

by Lucky Ruell April 18, 2023

scrungle

The motion/act involving intense squashing/ripping/tearing/mutilating of an object or being. deforming an object through rage, deliberately with force, re arranging the formation of objects. scrunching or bunching up an object in a fit of rage or humour.

Dont look at me like that or i will scrungle your face....

She made me so angry i just scrungled the corner of the sofa.

by Ashyr February 7, 2009