Definitions by Ashyr

scrungle

The motion/act involving intense squashing/ripping/tearing/mutilating of an object or being. deforming an object through rage, deliberately with force, re arranging the formation of objects. scrunching or bunching up an object in a fit of rage or humour.

Dont look at me like that or i will scrungle your face....

She made me so angry i just scrungled the corner of the sofa.

scrungle by Ashyr February 7, 2009

scat riot 

when a riot breaks out involving fecal matter

I caught some hooker having a scat riot with her pimp

I entered my friends bedroom the other day. looked like a scat riot took place

scat riot by Ashyr January 3, 2009

Poo Grab 

verb, the act of swiftly or stealthily, by any means, stealing the shit from the sphincter. Either catching in mid air drop, or by forcefully extracting the protruding stool.

i just pulled some spaghetti from my nose, it felt like that time i used the public toilet in town and got poo grabbed.

those toilets at the park are notorious for poo grabbers.


i got poo grabbed the other day, the guy was using it like a hot brown crayon.
he wrote "poo grabbed" on the wall of the cubical.

My girl was giving me a lumpkin the other day, she evolved it into a poo grab quite stealthily

Poo Grab by Ashyr December 15, 2008

Belief

beliefs are simply an indication of ignorance and the inability to see directly what is HERE in all its WAYS

i believe he is telling the truth,
i believe what the scientists tell me,

Beliefs

Belief by Ashyr October 20, 2008

Skun 

Removed of its Skin.
it is now skun.

one day i awoke and looked out my bedroom window to see a de-skinned/skinned horse hanging in a tree, and i said to my father "the horse is skun"

true story.

Skun by Ashyr October 20, 2008