scrump

a noun for a very small amount of something, especially a food or drink

Do you want a scrump of cheese for your salad?

by theAlphatard November 1, 2005

scrump

A chick so nasty and disgusting that even beer goggles won't do her justice.

Even from a distance and completely trashed, I could tell that Sharon was a complete scrump.

by Brian He July 20, 2008

scrump

Scating while Krumping, or having a stroke and seizure at the same time.

my uncle scrumped his way into the hoepital!

by heritic31 January 11, 2009

scrump

standards, expectations, acceptable quality; as used in the phrase "up to scrump"

Victor's semester grades were not up to scrump.

by T. Runyan October 10, 2008

scrump

A combination of a skank and a frump.

That woman is a total scrump!

by Leslee November 7, 2003

scrump

the excess skin of a penis before it has been circumsized.. after it has been cut off it is called a "scrump"

You are a scrump licking whore.
scrump ass bitch, scrump fucker, scrumpin mother fucker

by Cliff Humps January 8, 2008

scrumping

Stealing fruit, especially apples, from someone else's trees. British. It's considered less bad than, say, shoplifting, but adults still disapprove.

by Kylee August 11, 2003