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Scraping Scalps

Similar to Snatching Wigs, it's the extra UMPH. It's when I wig is snatched so fiercely, quickly, and with such unrepentant prejudice, that the hoes clutch their pearls and hold tightly onto their lacefronts when said scalp-scraper enters the room so that they may be able to hold onto their Remy for another week.
The fact that Adele can outsell all other artists while sitting on her chair shows that snatching wigs can be done my many artists, but scraping scalps is an artform.
by SlayerOfTheSystem October 19, 2011
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Scromiting

"I walked in on my parents doing it last week, and immediately started scromiting up the dinner my mother had prepared, with the very same hands she was preparing my father with."
by scromiting April 30, 2009
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scrolling the ipod

euphemism for female masturbation.
Female version of "choking the chicken" or "waxing your wand."
Dude, you won't believe it! I walked in on Jessica scrolling the iPod!
by ozzymarz August 3, 2009
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scrolling blindness

In programming/computer science, refers to the effect of numerous exceptions being thrown in an application. The list of exceptions, often originating from one bug, makes it difficult to track down and forces programmers to scroll through a log of exceptions. Often the use of a logger will alleviate this problem.

Can also refer to a bloated log file of error messages.
It took twice as long to find the bug because our log file suffered from 'scrolling blindness'
by Nine-Ball November 8, 2007
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Scraping the popcorn ceiling

A job so unpleasant, that no one wants to do.
Boring work.
Hard work, time consuming job.
... let’s those newbies scraping the popcorn ceiling!
... the salary is great , but all the work There is like scraping the popcorn ceiling...
by The Brazilient October 5, 2021
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scrumping

Stealing fruit, especially apples, from someone else's trees. British. It's considered less bad than, say, shoplifting, but adults still disapprove.
by Kylee August 11, 2003
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scooping the chili

having sex with a woman of a large weight and small height whose belly button can be used as a chili bowl
250lbs and 4'11" ill be scooping the chili
by el devil July 28, 2009
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