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Scotland 

Gaelic name: Alba.

The northernmost country of the United Kingdom. Reknowned for tartans/kilts(which men look stunning in!), the lovely Highlands, many languages (Gàidhlig, Scots),
and much grief from the English.

Americans are known to settle there because of less expensive homes. The country is already very mixed up with people; native Scots could eventually be overwhelmed.
"Latha Math!" (Good day!)
"I'm sorry?"
"Nach eil Gàidhlig agaibh?" (You don't speak Gaelic?)
"I'm afraid that I don't understand you, ma'am... I thought you people spoke English."
"We do speak English... and Gaelic was our original language before the bloody English came in!"
Scotland by Lorelili March 3, 2005

Scotland 

Outnumbered n owned by the independent junkies, then there’s a massive gang of goths n emo’s you’ll find them at McDonald’s 4 corners watch they don’t slash you but, everyone’s always up for a scrap, get the junkies for a jump in
Person 1:You ever been to Scotland

Person 2: Aye mate am far there want a line??
Scotland by 211mertin112 August 4, 2019

Shitalian 

When you ask an It*lian what their nationality is.
He said he was a Shitalian, I don't want to talk to him anymore.
Shitalian by Slxed May 24, 2022

Scotland 

A word used when drinking alcohol. If you want someone, or multiple people, to finish thier drinks, you shout "SCOTLAND!" and whoever it is directed towards HAS to chug the rest of their drink.
Person 1 is babying their drink
Person 2: Come on man we gotta go, finish your drink!
Person 1: Dude chill, we're not gonna be late.
Person 2: Yeah I'm not taking that chance, SCOTLAND!
Person 1: .... Fuckkkkkk me *begins to chug drink*
Scotland by DKNovak May 20, 2016

Jimbo Scotland 

The act of sexing up a female from behind and pulling down on one of her shoulders giving her the appearance of having a crooked back.
I totally did the Jimbo Scotland with that broad last night!
Jimbo Scotland by lemie63out November 23, 2009

Scotland 

The Country thats Above And on Top of England In every respect. The British Canada!
Scotland Is way Nicer Than England
Scotland by Aye Yer Maw April 14, 2006