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Scooterism: "Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vagina."
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Coined from the late great Do-Shua Jick-Sun III, a term that relates to any anecdote or act performed by an individual who continues to pursue or pester an individual. The acts tend to be related to feelings of unrequited love, wherein the individual would exert extreme or obsessive behaviour towards an uninterested in individual.
Robin: Uh oh, he asked me to go on cam again and to flash my gooch :(
Josh: Yet another one of his crazy Spoonerisms right that. Sorry to hear this.
Dan: LULZ.
Josh: Yet another one of his crazy Spoonerisms right that. Sorry to hear this.
Dan: LULZ.
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seven sacraments of stoneism:
• being incredibly bootyfilled
• secretly being a beluga whale
• being a meme
• worship the turtle. the turtle is your god, and you shall have no gods above the turtle.
• to become a stoneist, you have to learn to become sexually attracted to stones (e.i. stonesexual ) - "stones are love, stones are life. i spread my ass cheeks for stones"
• you have to recognise that i am batman. the only batman. #brucewayne
• each night you must pray in the name of holy meme trinity - the turtle, the pepe, and the holy doge.
seven sacraments of stoneism:
• being incredibly bootyfilled
• secretly being a beluga whale
• being a meme
• worship the turtle. the turtle is your god, and you shall have no gods above the turtle.
• to become a stoneist, you have to learn to become sexually attracted to stones (e.i. stonesexual ) - "stones are love, stones are life. i spread my ass cheeks for stones"
• you have to recognise that i am batman. the only batman. #brucewayne
• each night you must pray in the name of holy meme trinity - the turtle, the pepe, and the holy doge.
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