Soberism

The excessive practice of not ingesting drugs.

Johnny is suffering from Soberism, he hasn't had a hit in months.

by Thestabbinhob0 December 4, 2009

Scooterism

The prejudice among middle aged motorbike riders (esp Ducati, Triumph, Harleys) that scooter owners are stupid, silly, thoughtless and / or fey

Scooterism: "Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vagina."

by tokyo82 November 30, 2018

Spoonerisms

Coined from the late great Do-Shua Jick-Sun III, a term that relates to any anecdote or act performed by an individual who continues to pursue or pester an individual. The acts tend to be related to feelings of unrequited love, wherein the individual would exert extreme or obsessive behaviour towards an uninterested in individual.

Robin: Uh oh, he asked me to go on cam again and to flash my gooch :(

Josh: Yet another one of his crazy Spoonerisms right that. Sorry to hear this.

Dan: LULZ.

by Snorlax's Friend Sposhjewnar May 30, 2010

spoonerism

When you switch the first 2 letters of 2 words around to form a new phrase.

Here's a spoonerism:

Cloudy hit.

by I ain't tellin' you NoTHIN!!! September 16, 2006

stoneism

a religion in which spread your ass cheeks for stones.

seven sacraments of stoneism:
• being incredibly bootyfilled

• secretly being a beluga whale
• being a meme
• worship the turtle. the turtle is your god, and you shall have no gods above the turtle.
• to become a stoneist, you have to learn to become sexually attracted to stones (e.i. stonesexual ) - "stones are love, stones are life. i spread my ass cheeks for stones"
• you have to recognise that i am batman. the only batman. #brucewayne
• each night you must pray in the name of holy meme trinity - the turtle, the pepe, and the holy doge.

Josh: Stoneism is so cool, bro!

Dani: Pepe Christ! It is!

by bruecwayne April 6, 2016

stoneristic

some one who is acting retarded or slow

dude your totally being stoneristic

by stevenn uribes March 11, 2009

Stoneristic

Wisdom from the begining of time guiding the masses with universal knowledge.

That's stoneristic wisdom.

by Bro Camarena June 7, 2018