schwingle

Happy, go-lucky penis.

Must be Christmas, look at my smiley schwingle!

by Mighty Large April 26, 2007

Schwing!

Word representing an erection one has upon glancing at an attractive woman.

"Look at that babe...schwing!"

by x January 31, 2003

Schping

Verb: To have sex with, plow, bang, or ejaculate.

Present tense: " I would definitely schping her"
Past tense: "Ya, I schpinged on her face"

by Sir Kring January 18, 2007

schwing

(n) From Mike Myers: Schwing is the sound a sword makes as it is being removed from its sheath.

Wow, check <Schwing!> out all the <Schwing!> babes here <Schwing!> tonight!

by keyshaw August 17, 2004

schwing vote

The voters who will cross party lines to vote for the hottest candidate.

Dude- Did you see Susan Palin on the tv last night? Total MILF, I'm voting for her.

Guy- I thought you were a Democrat?

Dude- I'm a part of the schwing vote.

by Mr. Spidersauce October 18, 2008

schwing

schwing
orignally from Waynes World.
Its used to salute fit people.

You need to watch the movie to use it to the total effect as their is actions and everything with it!

"Check out that babe!"
"Dude"
(in unity) "Sch-wing!"

by lucimie July 26, 2005

Schwing

Verb intransitive: To be let go from a job; fired, laid-off..

Exclamation: Schwing!

Schwing! He's out of here.

Paula was schwung out yesterday

by Wangler123 March 25, 2009