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AC-Schnitzer

A reputable tuner of BMW motorcars
AC-Schnitzer will transform your plebian 5 series wagon into a fly sleeper for a mere $10Gs
by slick rick April 15, 2005
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Schmitzled

The feeling of being extremely drunk to the point in which if someone were to take a video of you at this state, it would indeed end up on youtube for future humiliation and many laughs upon your behalf. Please be warned that excessive schmitzledness may lead to a horrible Scottish, Australian, English, and Chinese accent combined.
Oh snap! That last shot of sake was too much! I'm flipping schmitzled!!!!

"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"
by TressaRocks January 1, 2012
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Schlitzmas

Holiday falling on December 16 honoring the birth of rock band, The Gusto. The Gusto was born in 2005.
Celebrate Schlitzmas by drinking Schlitz all night long.
by Jake Boyardi December 17, 2009
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schvitz

Verb (Yiddish) - schvitz or schviting: To sweat, perspire, exude moisture as a cooling mechanism.

Can refer to the use of a sauna or steam room to induce a schvitz.
"It's too hot, I'm schviting here!"

"Let's go for a schvitz."
by thepaintrain January 14, 2009
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Schnitzin'

A person who has eaten too much Schnitzel might say...

"Man... I'm Schnitzin right now..."
"Dude, I heard Jillian is Schnitzin' right now...."

"Dude... Fuck what you heard! I'm Schnitzin!"
by XWING November 25, 2009
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schwit

The accumulation of shart residue, butt sweat, butt grease, toilet paper bunnies (aka dingleberries), urine, semen, smegma, yeast, pus, lint, hairs butt cheese and other anal or genital excretions brought together in a crotch furnace or swamp ass. Schwit is generally collected around the butt-hole, gootch, ballsack, taint, muff and/or cooter and even all the way up the butt crack and under the muffin top or rolls of a beer belly in severe cases. Generally accumulated on a hot and humid day while working outside. The consistency varies according to the exact contents and ranges from toothpaste to syrup. Everyone's schwit has it's own unique fragrance, but generally a few familiar odors are recognizable. Schwit is responsible for 58.3% of all skid marks and is commonly visable on wearers of khaki pants. Schwit is not corrosive, but due to it's abbrasiveness, it does cause skin irritation. A quick fix for this irritation is a toilet paper biscuit or put-it.
You know, I really like hiking with you out in the wilderness on this beautiful summer day, but the one thing that I don't like about it is having to smell this god awful schwit.
by observer#1111 December 4, 2012
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Weinering the Schnitzel

intercourse in´ter-kors
1. mutual exchange.
2. sexual intercourse.
sexual intercourse
1. coitus.
2. any physical contact between two individuals involving stimulation of the genital organs of at least one.
“What were Faith and Mark doing last night?” Alexa replied “weinering the Schnitzle.” “What’s that?” Alexa replies “ weinering the schnitzel means having Sexual intercourse
by BeBeFeFe12 December 1, 2018
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