Schwalbang

The act of laying on your couch, watching basketball and eating ice cream.

I was really tired after volleyball practice so I just decided to go home and Schwalbang it out all night.

by Captain Beard April 11, 2011

Schwabe

Originating from Germany. A surname known for their noble characters and unequivocal bravery in combative situations. Known to be heavily endowed with massive penises. Born of warriors.

Long and pleasursom. You're hung like a Schwabe.

by anonymous May 22, 2023

mrs schwabe

medical terminology teacher ranked #1 best teacher kinda emo, clarissa

joanna: wow look at mrs schwabe shes so perfect!
hannah: yes indeed she it!
joanna:badussy

by baddiedad19 September 29, 2022

Schwave

The guy that turns off the motion sensor soap dispenser to confuse people and get a cheap laugh

*waves hand under dispenser* *waits* huh? *repeats action* the fuck... *sees dispenser off* what the fuck! why does everyone want to be a fucking Schwave? *turns dispenser on and washes hands, then walks out grumbling*

Schwave: dude, i just turned off the MSSD
Schwaves friend: *solemn glare* the fuck bruh? not even cool man. how the fuck are we friends?

by Dashaun94 November 4, 2011

schwalbe

a Dick shaped pussy that squirts OJ

the guy wanted sumthing to drink for breakfest so he asked his wife for some pussy oj shwalbe bevrage. from her schwalbe. wich is a dick shaped pussy

by Waldo Schwalbe November 11, 2007

the schwal

Another word for Walgreens, especially the one my roommate works at.

Also known as "that dang schwal"

1. Hey, Katie, could you bring some ice cream back from the schwal?
2. Ugh, I have to go work at that dang schwal again.

by Anonymous May 9, 2005

schwalen

The most gorgeous girl in the world. She’s smart, kind and sweet. The prettiest girl in the world. The most lovable person ever and words can not describe her in anyway.

Schwalen is the best

by Maybe jack November 29, 2018