Schruted it

When you screw something up in a really irreversible way.

Possible derivation from Dwight Schrute.

I'm so sorry man, I really screwed that up, really. I really schruted it.

by scubathugsteve January 19, 2007

schrutebag

n. 1. A douchebag with sycophantic tendencies.

Sports radio call-in show host Colin Cowherd is such a schrutebag.

by Murderface December 24, 2008

scruthers

when you swear on your penis’ life

‘ayo burney a rhombus scruthers still’
or
person 1: ‘my penis is massive’
person 2: ‘aight say scruthers’

by still/styll June 9, 2023

schrutebag

A douchebag with sycophantic tendencies.

Colin Cowherd is a Schrutebag.

by nixon is my homeboy December 24, 2008

Dwight Schrute

The baddest bitch you'll meet (In a good way)

Guy 1: I love Dwight Schrute! He's the best person in The office Guy 2: It's not that good... Guy 1: HOW DARE YOU! *SLAPS*

by _DwightSchrute_ July 9, 2020

dwight k schrute

beet farmer

paper sales man

dwight k schrute you ignorant slut

by i love the office May 12, 2018

schrute

noun, a schrute is an annoying co-worker, one who specifically attaches himself to you, decides that you're best buddies, and procedes to make your work life unbearable. derived from Rainn Wilson's character Dwight Schrute from NBC's "The Office."

Sorry, I'd have had this report done sooner, but this schrute kept interrupting me with inane questions. that's why it took me three hours to finish a project that should have taken a half-hour.

by earpuller December 30, 2005