Schloff

A condition in which a penis grows beyond that of a schlong. No one man should have the power to wield a schloff, for if it falls out of one's pants a world ending tremor would be sent through the earth.

A schloff is the biggest penis variation possible. Can only be wielded by someone such as the hulk.

by Hooyaaaah August 4, 2017

scroff

a slang term used to denote the concept of "screw off"

Scroff before i shoot you

by Mego May 10, 2003

Schruff

The area between the penis and the balls. On most men, this is the site which eminates the most perspiration and therefore the most ball-smell.

Whewwweee! My boyfriend isn't a stinky guy, but one whiff of his schruff could send you to your grave!

by schruffhead July 18, 2009

shroff

The act of sliding out of one's clothing due to huge quantities of alcohol.

That sorority chick was so drunk she shroffed her clothes and dove naked into the pool.

by SuzeB January 28, 2008

Scroff

The combination of the words screw and off .

T.J. was being a jerk so I told him to scroff.

by Brick22 February 2, 2008

scroffy

n. or adj.
The name given to a person who is said to be suffering from scrofula; mainly affects Alex’s.
Also used to describe objects attached to people.

"Yoage dude, whats that scroffy doing on your back?"

"Hey scroffy, s'up ma nizzle?"

by The Tim January 3, 2005

schnoff

A queer type person that acts really gay.

Quit acting like a schnoff

by Victor & David April 21, 2005