Shit Schooled

Shitting your pants while walking home from school.

Kid comes bursting in.
Kid: I just got shit schooled!!!!!!!
Mother: Get the fuck out.

by Zolbayar February 5, 2010

Schooled

When an individual gets taught a lesson in a harsh, demeaning, manner.

May also be used to describe the loser of a given competition or game.

Frank - "Hey dude, I totally schooled that nerd from woodshop class!"

Mitch - "Oh snap! That makes you the schooler and him the schoolee!"

Frank - "You said it, bro."

*Slaps five*

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010

Sunday schooled

When you clap back at someone shit talking in the name of Jesus

“Woah... that hoe just got sunday schooled!”

by alexigator July 3, 2018

Schmoobed

The state of being so absurdly high that you cannot think or move. Time stops and you no longer exist in this dimension alone. Your soul now partly exists in several other parallel universes and you feel absolutely numb. Nothing makes sense and yet everything makes sense. This usually occurs after 5 strong weed brownies, or several mushrooms, or acid tabs. Once you reach this state, your view of the universe is eternally altered. You realize that everything is infinite and a spectrum of love. This world becomes eternally beautiful and your fear ceases to exist.

I got schmoobed as fuck last night when i took 9 grams of shrooms after an hour of bong hits.

by Light a bong with a laser April 8, 2017

schooled

To defeat emphatically. The lesson being that the schooler is better than the schoolee.

Player 1 was bragging about how great he was, until I schooled him with my AK47.

by Guinness2702 June 24, 2005

schooned

A variation on the pawned, p00ned and powned, however is used by the upper classes.

"Good sir, you just got schooned."
"Oh drat."

by James Frost July 20, 2006

Schooled

The act in which an educational institution kicks and kills the creativity and genius in a person.

Man, I got schooled.

by Nani3320 May 3, 2013