Leak the Lizard

When a male has to urinate. Usually said in a casual manner. Same as saying "Excuse me folks, but I need to urinate."

Frank: "Oh dude, hold on, I gotta leak the lizard."

Mitch: "K, I'll go wait in the car."

by Koolguy_GT500 March 17, 2010

schoolee

One who gets schooled (see schooled)

Gets schooled by the "schooler" (see schooler)

Frank - "Hey dude, I totally schooled that nerd from wood shop class!"

Mitch - "Oh snap! That makes you the schooler and him the schoolee!"

Frank - "You said it, bro."

*Slaps five*

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010

R Speak

Adding "R"s into a word where they don't belong. Usually works after a soft "A" sound (Aunt, Lots.) but the "A" sound has to be before a consonant. (See example below.)

Mitch - "Hey guys, my Aurnt torld me to gor to the marll!!"

Frank - "What the hell was that?"

Mitch - "Oh, it was R Speak"

by Koolguy_GT500 February 25, 2010

Grab Your Gopher

Verb.

Pronounciation- "Grab Yo're Go Fur"

To masturbate. You know, beat your meat, choke your chicken.

Frank: "Hey dude, did you grab your gopher last night?

Mitch: "Na dude. My grandma was over."

by Koolguy_GT500 March 17, 2010

Bang Camaro

A really great hard rock band that not many people know about.

They have 12 vocalists, 2 guitarists and a bassist.

They are fucking awesome.

Frank - "Hey dude, have you heard of Bang Camaro?"

Mitch - "Hell yeah, bro! They're the best!"

by Koolguy_gt500 April 08, 2010

Jewsey

How people from New York say "Jersey"

Frank - "Hey, asshole! Signal before you merge!"

Guy from New York - "EH! You tawkin ta me? You from fawkin New Jewsey?"

by Koolguy_gt500 March 22, 2010

Schooled

When an individual gets taught a lesson in a harsh, demeaning, manner.

May also be used to describe the loser of a given competition or game.

Frank - "Hey dude, I totally schooled that nerd from woodshop class!"

Mitch - "Oh snap! That makes you the schooler and him the schoolee!"

Frank - "You said it, bro."

*Slaps five*

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010