Schnable

Also known as Schneebs. One who greets you by saying "Hey" and laughs like a boy going through puberty. An individual with a horseshoe haircut, who works at Staples (often for free) and has panic attacks about how he can't find the pens which have been stolen. One performing the act of eating cereal from the bag (with milk) while on the sales floor. When someone builds a mountain of damaged products in the back of the store which people then name "Mt. Heymore". Some one who gets fired for not having a home and sleeping on sidewalks. When one sleeps in a laundry room and holds a membership at L.A. Fitness only to shower and store belongings. A person known to kill full sized bears on the highway in north New Jersey with his bare hands.

Will- Yo, I was walking down the highway and a bear jumped out of no where and I snapped its neck with my bare hands!

Smiffff- You pulled a Schneebs!

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Geoff- There is a mountain of product in the damage cage!

Dale - Oh, you mean Mt. Heymore? That's from Schnable.

by Heinz Kissvelvet August 6, 2009

Jacob schneider's Disease

Jacob schneider's Disease is the inability to be able to not use emojis. if you have it, you may experience the over excessive need to use emojis in every single setence you type. 😂😂😂😂

"Bro why do you use so many damn emojis?"

"Sorry dude, I have Jacob schneider's Disease😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"

by mattttyj July 27, 2014

schneckle

This is when two males partake in the act of inserting their toes in each others assholes.

damn dude, did you see Cameron schneckle the fuck out of that other guy

by william boreland November 26, 2017

Schneider Man

Schneider Man refers to the mystical super-hero who is half crocodile, half monkey. He has awesomeness powers (hit the link) and is capable of failing at almost anything. He has an evil concubine called "The Shadow".

His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid

Victim: Help me! I need a super hero!
Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man

by Suitcase Lady March 11, 2008

Rob Schneider

washed-up ex-SNL actor whose apogee was doing the 'making copies' skits about a hundred years ago. The rest of his oeuvre is forgettable, or better yet, unwatched.

Rob Schneider was a 90's concept that should have been left on the cutting room floor.
Rob Schneider obviously had 8x10 glossies of Lorne Michaels in a compromising position, otherwise he never would have gotten on SNL, let alone into any of those ridiculous movies.

by adam_before_eve January 12, 2006

schneider

adjective. Australian slang for methamphetamine.

"You need a schneider to wake you up?"
"Today, Queensland police arrested a group for a schneider production lab."
"That bogan has schneidered his teeth away!"

by LTkage May 12, 2017

Scheibeling

to Scheibel something. a verb. often used in work environments to describe behavior or events that are not of the norm. becoming more popular as face book grows and is probably illegal in most states. accept the dirty ones like Kentucky or Philadelphia , new Delaware or regular Carolina. probably of a sexual nature or with bad intentions or lack of well thought out results.

a man hitting on a women that is not intrested but still feels the need to make her creeped out can be said that he is Scheibeling

by taterofswc March 8, 2010