schnatter

n. An excessively impacted bowel movement which produces painful anal fissures when voided.

"My Doctor informed me the problem was most likely schnatter related due to complications arising from bad pizza and a crappy health plan."

by slagitor November 1, 2013

A Schauermann Joke

This is a term used for defining a poorly made joke, typically a racist, or sexual innuendo which brings absolutely zero amusement to the listeners. The best way to deal with such a joke is to either ignore it or call the wannabe comedian a tool and shake your head.

While playing halo you are on the yellow team and you are playing against the brown team. When suddenly one of your teammates shouts out "Hey I just killed two brown people!" This is a perfect example of the unintentional Schauermann joke. Be Wary. DO NOT ENCOURAGE. A Schauermann Joke is very contagious and if it is not slapped down in the bud it will spread.

by HAHAHAHAH EEEZ FUNNY October 31, 2011

schnackered

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.

"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"

by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006

AC-Schnitzer

A reputable tuner of BMW motorcars

AC-Schnitzer will transform your plebian 5 series wagon into a fly sleeper for a mere $10Gs

by slick rick April 15, 2005

Schnazrat

A person of extreme lank who walks with a side-swag and like to wear floppy hats. Usually found in small colonies under furniture. Greatest ally is the house-hippo. Can be used as a pronoun.

"Man, did you see Schnazrat today? " "Yeah, his hat had some mad flop"

by Naughty59 October 18, 2011

Mick Schauer

Mick is a musician, currently playing Hammond organ for the rock band Clutch. He is a native of Prince George's County, Maryland, The United States of America, northern hemisphere, Earth, solar system of the Sun, western spiral-arm of the Milky Way galaxy.
He is tallish, blonde, an Eagle Scout, and of German descent.

Mick Schauer melted my face last night at the Clutch show. Was that a Leslie speaker on his Hammond organ? Righteous.

by MrPHP July 8, 2006

snatched sister schnauze

Yet another catch phrase used by YouTube creator James Charles. It refers to the contouring of the nose bridge making it appear ‘snatched’ or thinner.

There you have guys a snatched sister schnauze.

by Beyoncé’schild June 29, 2018