Schloomer

1) One (1) who plays the sackbutt.

2) One who speaks German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball.

"Is that schloomer playing the sackbutt?"
"Hey schloomer, you left your sackbutt out again."
"You schloomer, stop speaking German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball!"

by Excelsior December 28, 2005

schmogerty

Has the qualities of being a great, fun dance-rock song.

"This song is just not schmogerty enough for my tastes."

by DudeWhoLikesTodd October 23, 2011

schmoozel

the roll of fat on the inside of your knee, often being personified as crotchety Frenchmen.

Whoa! I can totally see her schmoozels in the that skirt!

That guy told me his schmoozels were named Jacques and Guillaume.

by Jeffatha February 28, 2009

Schmoozebag

A douchey social climber, only interested in making a good impression on his superiors.

"Look at that guy. He's actually pretending his boss' jokes are funny. What a Schmoozebag"

by Social descender December 5, 2012

No schmooze, you lose!

A favorite slogan of flesh-pressing politicians everywhere.

The Grifter in Chief has always known, “No schmooze, you lose!” because schmoozing has been his only real talent considering that he has no actual knowledge or experience in anything related to government.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2023

schmooze

Being able to talk your way into any situation (or out of it), find out about any person, and know someone wherever you go.

Joe Collins is known as Captain Schmooze because of his innate ability to schmooze anyone or anything.

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

Schmoovement

Schmoovement or schmooving is a term commonly used by Smash bros players when or after preforming a combo, but can simply be defined as “smooth movement”.

That dude has got some schmoovement

by PolishBoi August 28, 2020