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A sexual act involving two people, with at least one of them being female. One end of a double dong dildo is inserted into the females cooch and the other end is put up her b-hole. The newly created dildo loop - reminiscent of a pad lock - is then used to asphyxiate the other partner while they proceeds to jerkin. For maximum pleasure, the individual being asphyxiated should strive to lose consciousness while reaching climax
I asked that bitch to pad schlock me, but she said no; I had to hang myself from her shower with my belt and beat off with her conditioner just to finish.
Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them
Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them
by Metolius twonjohnson August 7, 2014
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adj.
1. An Australian term meaning full of glamour; charmingly or fascinatingly attractive, esp. in a mysterious or magical way.
2. Term used to describe a way of dress, mostly cocktail.
adj.
1. An Australian term meaning full of glamour; charmingly or fascinatingly attractive, esp. in a mysterious or magical way.
2. Term used to describe a way of dress, mostly cocktail.
"Geeeeeeeez.... Ewa looked schmicko in her get up last night, she didn't look a day over 15. Wish I was a leap year baby."
by Norton123 January 12, 2008
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Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.
by snappy2 March 31, 2008
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