schmidty

A pretty swell guy who is normally , white, bald or balding, and occasionally over weight.

"Hey, look at that guy he is such a schmidty"

or

"That schmidty over there just spilled ice cream on himself"

by Joe January 19, 2004

Schmiddle

Last drop of cum after a male individual completes masturbation and ajaculates.

"Oh shit the schmiddle got on my pubes." Said Mike to himself.

by M. J. M. April 28, 2009

Jingley Schmidty

Female ejaculation.
To projectile female ejaculation.
To sputter until "empty."
Often times "diarehha style" femal ejacualation because it sputters.
A first timer's "coming.

"Hey, do you even get off?"
--"Yeah, I Jingley Schmidty myself last night."

by MBeezy April 21, 2006

Schmidy Moment

When you can’t shoot enemy’s for shit but some how manage to squad wipe your entire team.

Schmidy: *Team kills*

Rest of team: "Schmidy moment"

by DUAL504 April 4, 2021

fuckin schmidty

missing a cock, fucks dogs, complete douche. Copies dave weber. has a movie made after him, 40 year old virgin

fuckin schmidty is on the dog again!

by Josh Martina December 12, 2008