schermisphere

The extremely delicate area between genitalia and sphincter.

In order to perform a proper gangoolie you must attack the schermisphere.

Don't let anyone lick your schermisphere after a trip to the bathroom, please shower first.

by jv1 July 1, 2008

schmegman american

Anyone who claims to be "African American" that has no lineage to Africa for multiple generations and that reaks of schmegma.

"Schmegman American"-LOLLA, enough said. May also be referred to as Roland

by YATYAS April 30, 2011

Schmerfect

A better word than perfect

Your actually Schmerfect shxyy

by FxckRyaan December 12, 2013

schermerhorn

Queer little twig usually from a small town. Will live in a small camper in parents backyard. Does lawn work for rent. Pyro probably has been caught by police for trying to burn down post office. Crazy. Has great friends and is a funny guy.

What a Schermerhorn.

“Yeah, tell me about it.”

by Impromptumacaroni June 26, 2018

schmegma cheese

Fermented deposits of white chunkiness on or under the foreskin of a dirty European wang. These deposits can often resemble in smell that of blue cheese crumbles or Limburger.

She gets a lot of UTI’s because her boyfriend keeps pumping his dirty schmegma cheese infested wang in her day and night.

by Shamuslovespopsicles December 21, 2018

Schmergle

To take multiple ideas and smoosh them into one coherent word or statement

After brainstorming gave us a long list of goals, we schmergled the words into a cohesive mission statement.

by NSFWMel August 31, 2022

shmerm

fag ass nigga. a herb. a dude who will try to patrol guy ass

your a shmerm ass nigga

by neal and bob September 4, 2008