Schmugeggie

Gooey substance that forms around the head of the dick.

Yo momma gots schmugeggie on ho lips.

by onenut March 2, 2003

schmeggie

The musky smell of unwashed genitalia.

Bro, it smells like schmeggie up in here.

by zookeeper alex December 22, 2007

Schmagegged

Messed up beyond saving that which has been messed up.

Obtrusively destroyed.

"Dammit, Ang! You've Schmagegged the entire project!"

"Oh, that's it Rich, this situation is officially schmagegged."

by General Stuart June 2, 2009

schmegeggined

schmegeggined is when your absolutely out of your face and cant talk any more

schmegeggined: ObBOB durp. fugg eet im tou schmegeggedied rite now

by boneless bananas March 4, 2011

shmegeggey

You know who you are

Shmegeggey is da best.

by Shmageggey July 1, 2023

Shmegeggyface

A shmegeggyface is a person who uses words that are firstly and clearly not defined as acceptable for English usage. A smeggeggface begins sentences with words that don't need to be said and undermine intelligence.

"I hate people who use the word 'firstly.' I have no objection to 'secondly', but I don't like 'thirdly' and obviously anyone who says 'fourthly' is a shmegeggyface.

by LauraforEric February 5, 2012

Shmageggey

Better than shmegeggey and better than all the others.
You know it when you meet a Shmageggey because he is the best person you’ll ever know, and no matter what he will be there making fun of you no matter what you do

I love Shmageggey

by Shmageggey July 1, 2023