Schmackers

A term referring to a pair of female breasts. It is most commonly used to describe those with a visibly low center of mass as a result of age or braless lifestyle.

Synonyms: "Floppy Knockers", "Swangin' Tatties"

Fred: "Did you see Susan's schmackers?"
Steve: "See'em? I can hear them from here?"

by djmattyice July 3, 2018

Schmickle schmackle

You can use this word for someone very attractive and hot.

Yo look at that dude he is totally schmickle schmackle

by piunut July 4, 2020

Pull a Schmicky

To get full of brew with your boys to the point of shenanigans and then proceed to go home to the wife and tell her you only had one beer.

Yesterday me and my powerlifting buddies went bowling and downed double shots of whiskey and three pitchers of beer. Then we went to a bar and had a couple more pitchers. After that we had a couple tall brews and burgers. To top the night off I went home to the wife and proceeded to Pull a Schmicky. I was so wrecked I couldn't even remember her name.

by AnnnndBoomGoesTheDynamite May 15, 2011

Schmucky the Clown

A Derogatory name for a person or persons who, though at times may be amusing, are really just a useless flap of skin that nobody really wants to deal with and is generally good for nothing.

"Hey, it's Schmucky the Clown! Now there's someone to stand in my way and tell me to do things that are 'not his job'! My workday is complete!"

by Captain Hendu October 7, 2011

Schmack City

"Schmack City" is a term, often used in the SF Bay Area as an adjective meant for describing food in a good way. "Schmack" or "Schmackin'" is a short form of it which just means delicious or amazing. The "City" part comes in to amount the level of "Schmack." So when it is being said with the city, it is saying that the food's deliciousness can compare to that of a city.

This food is hella Schmack City. Schmack City all day.

by Jholt April 29, 2014

schmack

Schmack is equal to shit. Such as talking schmack about someone.

"You sure do talk a lot of schmack for being such a dumb ass"

by your mom March 10, 2003

no schmackos

No worries, no problem, no sweat, you're welcome.

Derivative of no wukkas which derives from no worries.

Jase: Thanks for helping me out with this problem Claud, you're a lifesaver!

Claud: No schmackos aussie!!!

by Kid Wikid March 4, 2012