Jholt's definitions

Grantra

The protogenic pizza man from Fairport Harbor Ohio. Grantra rules the midnight air and loves his rum, but broke all of the branches when he fell out of the Patience tree. Toht is the man according to grantra. "We...we are...not thirsty...."

"Ugh oh, were out of rum. Better not tell Grantra or he might DT our ass.."

by JHolt September 9, 2008

Schmack City

"Schmack City" is a term, often used in the SF Bay Area as an adjective meant for describing food in a good way. "Schmack" or "Schmackin'" is a short form of it which just means delicious or amazing. The "City" part comes in to amount the level of "Schmack." So when it is being said with the city, it is saying that the food's deliciousness can compare to that of a city.

This food is hella Schmack City. Schmack City all day.

by Jholt April 29, 2014