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Schlumpt

To pass out and take a disgustingly sweaty nap/ rest.
Friend: Hey man what did you do yesterday?
An Intellectual: I fucking schlumpt all day.
by Heat Mieser May 6, 2018
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schlusty

a crusty slut. commenly used as a negative statement towards females.
dang that girl is schlusty, be carefull dude.
by det.und August 26, 2005
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schaumpton tall boy

the biggest bottle of Boone's Farm wine you can find.
"what you drinkin tonight?"
just a schaumpton tall boy
by jayfour42O December 4, 2010
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Schlimpy

schlimpy
I touched the dolphin's fin. It felt schlimpy.
by Ackubota May 24, 2020
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shlumptasha

Shlumptasha is a powerful Goddess which has cured cancer and many other diseases. Those who believe in Slumponwallz also pray to Shlumptasha. Thanks to (fatz ellie ary)
Boy: Yo ive been feeling sick lately.

Boy 2: Bro just pray to Shlumptasha shes a goddess who once you pray to she cures your pain.
by sillygoose400 July 19, 2021
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Schlumpt

when you high/drunk or even sober, you lean wayyyyyy back in ya chair you just all chill
person 1: Bro are you about to fall asleep?
Schlumpt mf: nah fam just Schlumpt af
by suh bih June 5, 2016
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schlurpy

Inserting a straw into a woman's vagina and removing the vaginal fluids orally. Usually performed prior to intercourse.
Chris gave Sally a wicked schlurpy last night to improve his sexual pleasure.
by Jarvis Nelson January 2, 2009
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